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U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by hootizz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.


DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'




TURN THE PAGE - I swear, you are the slowest reader ever!


TAGS: cat book turn page
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - March 18, 2015, 8:42 am
Why I didn't fav this when I first saw it, I have no idea.


NASCAR FANS -


TAGS: racing top fuel redneck left turn cousins
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:27 am
I like that, Mr. McSquealy, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:26 am
Oh... My... GOD! Lol!
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 9, 2012, 9:42 pm
that.....was funny!
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
lol
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:46 pm
I totally love this one. Hilarious.


SHOTGUN PHALANX -


TAGS: plz turn around and run
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 12:16 am
This is Living Sparta! Go to hell you undead Persian b*tches!


REGRETS -


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my damn anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


BLISS -


TAGS: ignorance bliss issue return larger
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 16, 2013, 11:54 pm
It may be the same picture, but I think they are a bit different
5150monkeylove - July 15, 2013, 9:11 pm
I saw it, it is still there and under your account name. I gave it a 5L.
dy2012 - July 15, 2013, 6:26 pm
5L i got the same poster #153824 but it was deleted on my account i dont know how??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 1:32 am
Sweet. 5L
5150monkeylove - July 14, 2013, 1:15 am
Thank you all.
Greeny - July 13, 2013, 9:25 pm
I medicate mine - they don't stand a chance. 5
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 8:56 pm
Well now, this a little late. Oh well, hungry now. 5L
rerun - July 13, 2013, 6:59 pm

This may just be one of your best posters ever, and with the quality of your work that is not easy to top. 5L
lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 6:30 pm

Wowowowowow!~~5ove this!


WE'RE DOOMED - In the first sign that the Fukushima nuclear disaster may be changing life around it scientists say they've found mutant butterflies


TAGS: mothra returns
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - August 14, 2012, 7:33 pm
Great movie - need I splain why?


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.


TAGS: murder housewife turngay
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Zcorrecttheory

Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


WORST DAY EVER -




HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato


MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


FLYING RULE NO. 4 - "There are old pilots and there are bold pilots - but there are no old, bold pilots."


TAGS: roscoe turner and gilmore
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by GySgt1811

GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 1:32 pm
Yes, we know. It's in the tag lines. Thank you.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:02 pm
But when you are that cool, you live long enough to become old and they remember you forever, That´s Roscoe Turner and his loyal Gilmore


BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...




SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy




VETERANS -




MADONNA - The divorce is taking its toll.


TAGS: madonna mad onna divorce tina turner ugly crazy
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Sorry. *Beeeeyooooooooooooooond
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
"All we want is to graze beyond..."
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
"We don't need another Lameoooooooooooooooo"
Densaku - February 26, 2010, 7:45 pm
"We don't need another zeeeeroooo......"
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
This is a crazy place to hang out. Oh yeah, I need to speak to Arrogant Knight..... alone.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
I only just found out now.... That seriously sucks. :(
rerun - August 14, 2009, 8:39 pm

then AK must be moved by tghe loss of the great Les Paul.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:38 pm
She's amsome....pause......awwwwww!
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:36 pm
A truly funny observation.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:34 pm
Actually my funny GF pointed that out....I can't take credit....she's funnier than me...
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:32 pm
Oh, because of the jet, and the waterskier... That's funny.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:30 pm
Mine's a jet....ski!
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Used to be....
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Close up of a guitar bridge... Uhh... Hardcore guitar porn?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
Sleep if for the sleepy. mo, are you a boy?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
OK AK....wtf is your avatar picture of?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
See there's your problem... You don't need sleep. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
By the looks of it....her hair....
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
sleeping.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:24 pm
You only realised this now? The fuck have you been doing?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:21 pm
you guys are actually pretty quick witted. You amuse me. ^_^
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:19 pm
*Snicker* I still love that joke...
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
Yeah, take a load off....you could start with them extensions....'cause seriously honey? Those arm bands with that microphone?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Oh lighten up.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
LOL MO.
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Yeah. hilarious :|
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Uh-mazing. Seriously, Bria, what happened?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Actually this IS Bria, after just a few short years of subjecting herself to Motifake at such an early age......too soon??
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
I know, huh?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
*Gasp*
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Bria gets it!
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yes guest, and that's the joke.
guest - August 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
thats tina turner lol
Mike N Ike - August 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
I'd hit it!...With a spiked bat, until it stopped moving.
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 5:38 am
Lmao Deltabob, "a parody of herself" I love it. She really needs to know when to stop, so does Madonna for that matter, nobody wants to see her crotch.
Woodywood03a - July 28, 2009, 11:39 pm
My god man!!! I don't care what the score is, you sir..... has failed.
Sean - December 22, 2008, 5:03 pm
I wish. * sigh *
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 4:48 pm
That makes sence... 'cause that's got to be a rubber mask.
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:13 pm
Oh, and I was SUPPOSED to be Petula Clark. Like WTF? Madaonna? Tina Turner? HUH?
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:12 pm
OK, very funny someone. HA HA. But I will say this in my own defense ... it was Halloween, and I did win first place in the "pop diva" division of the costume contest. So choke on it, dudes and dudettes!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 12:25 am
Oh no, tell me that's not actually Tina Turner!
Scorpio7 - December 5, 2008, 2:05 pm
If that's Madonna, then I am Moses!


EPIC FAIL - THAT'S SATURN, DUMBSHIT!


TAGS: epic fail mars saturn
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by WTF

Lolness - May 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
You sir are an idiot
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 5:38 pm
Tunnel Fail...you apparently missed the joke and took the troll-bait!


ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!


TAGS: admiral ackbar akbar star wars return of jedi alien aliens
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - August 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Jalford! More crap! We know! We FUCKING know! For god's sake! Change the record, Ya' fucking relentless, retarded, no-talent timmy!!


GEEK GLASSES - Because having something extra to remove to reveal the REAL you is never a bad thing.


TAGS: turn on day
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - April 16, 2010, 6:39 pm
A pearl of wisdom from all that time in the strip-club, Cubby?
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:07 am
Nice, i like this one cub! 5L


PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"


TAGS: i blame u for the return of 90210 and melrose dammit
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 8:38 am
Did you see the subliminal signs trolling for 5 Lions? YES! Did they work? No...not even with Veggie in a personalized apron! Glad you liked it!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
HaHa!!! Yes! Thanks LD!!!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
LMAO! I'll pass... too many croutons.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:04 pm
HA! Sorry dude, I'd say you can have my salad, but that's not my thing.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
Space likes 'em wilted... LOL
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
HA! I'd hate to see this guy after a week in the crisper drawer of the fridge. Nice one LD.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:35 pm
Only 5, produce?


LAST WRONG TURN -




Spoiler Alert -


TAGS: spoiler alert spock returns movie
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:53 am
Thanks, Ism! This is excellent!! 5L!


RUN, RABBIT. RUN. -


TAGS: elmer fudd has had enough bugs made a wrong turn for the last time breath in the air by pink floyd
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

MisterJJ - January 10, 2010, 12:47 am
Dark... with a touch of Pink. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 8:43 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:14 pm
Dark. Very well played! 5L


PROBLEMS -




JEDI'S - They Taste Like Chicken


TAGS: star wars return of the jedi luke skywalker sarlacc
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by jam1977

Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm
Cool poster. You had the the unique take on this pic, from an unexpected perspective. 4/5


TOGETHERNESS - Bunching up like that will "DRAW FIRE!" The ROE(Rules Of Engagement)specifically States that now you HAVE to return it!!




JOURNEY -


TAGS: journey return end my not so grand return but it s a start
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rerun - February 5, 2013, 8:35 pm

Incredible
Rick69 - February 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
... Always ...
MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 6:38 pm
If my journey is toward the bathroom...in the end, if a toilet isn't there, neither will have mattered. Lovely poster Slick. 5L and an extra 2L if you guarantee the tp is full teehee.


TURN ON - TUNE IN- DROP OUT -




OH CRAP! - Her Monthly Friend is Here again!




LOVE - WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT? ACCORDING TO IKE,"NOT A DAMN THING"




TURNING - Won't have none of that here


TAGS: turning
Rating: 3.36/5

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HE'S BACK SEAN - and rarin' to go


TAGS: the return of bulgy
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sean - May 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
Et tu? Unmasked Avenger -- et tu?
just me - March 25, 2010, 11:47 am
"Moose Knuckle Alaska... Hello"


BACK IN BLACK - ...Forget the hearse 'cause I never die, I got nine lives, Cat's eyes Abusin' every one of them and running wild




ADOPTION - Cuz taking a pet first is for douchebags


TAGS: adoption return lol yahoo
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Florisb

John R - October 20, 2009, 7:14 am
This is an obvious planted Yahoo Answers question. No one other that the one who posted the question would get this screen. "Your open question" - dead giveaway
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:15 am
seriously? this got through?
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:15 pm
Look what Florisb found online!!
John R - October 19, 2009, 6:53 pm
fail.. "your open question" - duh


LOST IN TIME -


TAGS: death lost master return dog
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

curlyrocks - August 22, 2013, 7:32 pm
No it makes it worse, my dogs sad if i'm out drinking for more than 3 days, If i wasn't coming back I shudder what he would do when he found out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2013, 6:59 pm
Our dog jumped the back gate last new years eve. He was 19 and he obviously decided it was his time, that makes it easier. But I still check every found dog sign and ad that I see. 5L
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 6:59 pm
this was more from the dog's point of view if that helps
curlyrocks - August 22, 2013, 6:55 pm
This is a great poster, but I hate it. I used to worry about what I am going to do when my dog dies, I got a lot emotionally invested in the big guy, but in the last 2 years I worry more about this exact scenario.


Between the Lines -




LITTLE LIGHTS -


TAGS: turn yours on crankyhead
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 6:57 pm

love all of your stuff today crank, but this...this is fav'd!


TURN ME ON -


TAGS: apr 16 turn ons i loved her until she gave me the clapper
Rating: 4.64/5

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Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
God knows we wouldn't want him to get to excited. He set of the richter scales last time he got all worked up.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:33 pm

not too many rounds, it may drive him over the edge...great poster
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:32 pm
Nice. A round of applause for you sir!


HE'S BACK! - His first order of business: Tear shit up




THE SOUND IS DEAFENING -


TAGS: camp nocturnal emission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Feasibly - October 15, 2011, 6:41 pm
The erratic time lapse between claps...did you not pick up on that?
Sean - October 15, 2011, 5:21 pm
How'd you know it was Joey?
Feasibly - October 15, 2011, 11:12 am
Psssst....Joey, give it a rest would ya?


V -


TAGS: v the return
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

AdmiralAckbar - January 10, 2011, 2:05 am
I bet the scenes where they eat people are better.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:56 am

i'd tune into this before that stupid lizard space invaders show.
ICEMAN - January 9, 2011, 4:54 am
Me likey. 5


THIS SHOULD TURN AKHTAR ON - Wrap it up, I'll take it


TAGS: turn ons
Rating: 4.75/5

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BUCKLE UP - Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.


TAGS: don t make me turn around
Rating: 4.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:52 pm
A nice play on words here...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 3:41 pm
That's A Must !!


ROAD TRIP -


TAGS: road trip wrong turn idiots signs noobs
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

autumnspirit - February 9, 2011, 11:41 pm
Ignorance is Bliss!
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 9:30 pm
especially when the law allows them to get away with anything, huh?


ANGELS -




GOING DOWN -




NAIVETY - Honey. We haven't had a cooked turkey in over 5 months. Why is the baster in the dishwasher 3 times a week?




BIRTHDAY SALUTE -


TAGS: rl turning 50
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Reality Lord - August 30, 2012, 9:53 pm

thnx telli
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:52 pm
Written, if not exercized. ([email protected])
tellitlikeitis - December 23, 2010, 9:59 am
Ah, nice to be young again.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:49 am
not hard to do when you're only 40. ;)


BELLY DANCER -




SPACEDOG -


TAGS: she broke his heart when she turned out to be a russian spy named laika
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:46 pm
Yes, it is a sad tail of youthful hi-jinks, puppy love and espionage. And it's full of peril. Lots and lots of sweaty all night peril. Thanks Trash. 5Ls.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 12:49 pm
great tribute. 5l"s


ALBUQUERQUE - Every year, 1000s of car accidents occur, due to taking the wrong turn.


TAGS: wrong turn
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

smalltownguy - May 25, 2011, 10:18 pm
Blueballs, Virginville, and Intercourse. All real cities. All in the Appalachian mountain range.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
F U C K this fucking fuck! you have to replace the * by an U of course!!
forseti - May 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
Austrian city (the other sign means "please - not that fast") http://data.lustich.de/bilder/l/180-fucking.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:59 pm
What I learned from 'Jackass' (amongst other things) is that there is also a Mianus somewhere in America.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:58 pm
Well, there is an "Intercourse" Pennsylvania.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:55 pm
That would be unfortunate haha. Still, it doesn't beat the town of 'Fucked' in Australia. They put up a sign asking people not to steal their signs haha.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:54 pm
Well, everyone I know knows it...maybe it mean 'Celery Stick' in Louisiana? Who knows.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:50 pm
It is? I said it to an American recently and they looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language haha. I just assumed.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:49 pm
Isn't 'wang' slang for penis EVERYWHERE? Just curious.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
haha. What a strange name. But then, we have a place called Wetwang, and 'wang' is slang for penis here.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 5:11 pm
It's a city in Washington State. Bugs Bunny said in one of his cartoons, not sure wich one.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 4:27 pm
Never heard of that one. What's it from?
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
How about Walla Walla Washington? I laughed my ass off at that one!
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 4:16 pm
For years, I thought Albuquerque wasn't a real place haha. Same with Timbuktu.
Faceplant31 - May 5, 2010, 4:15 pm
ROR! I didn't get his at all at first, thanks Agg! @KFD- Damn good poster 5L
Mongo - May 5, 2010, 3:39 pm
Holy carp, friggin Bugs is an asshole
forseti - May 5, 2010, 3:29 pm
thx aggy! can't find a german version of this. and don't remember some. but it's funny. 5 bunnies from me!
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:47 pm
Reference to Bugs Bunny... the older Looney Tunes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU
forseti - May 5, 2010, 2:28 pm
i think i don't get it... so i rate 1L... no, just kidding. i rate after i get it. perhaps.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:22 pm
Sweet!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 2:22 pm
5 Bugs Bunny's for you


SUICIDE -




HEY...ELF GIRL - Wanna make some cookies? What do you mean your not THAT kind of elf? I love your cookies!




ALWAYS ONE MORE -


TAGS: every time you turn around lately
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:58 pm
This is beautiful.


VEGGIE -




FOREIGNERS - All they are, are hot blooded people, waiting for a girl to try to find out what love is. But you know what, that was yesterday, today they’re all just as cold as ice


TAGS: song people turn music july
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Greeny - July 26, 2011, 6:14 pm
Got it... 'got a fever of 103' has been stuck in my head all day - thanks
caveman - July 26, 2011, 1:55 pm
i'll just ask this. Do get the 'foreigner' band reference or was it too hard to tell


DIRTY PICTURES - The more time you spend on the internet, the more likely it is that you'll find this image to be inappropriate.


TAGS: you need to get up turn off the computer and find someone who will screw your brains out
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 12:50 am
$20 says I spend too much time on the internet.
Darverses - September 28, 2009, 12:48 am
$20 says you made these on MS paint while having those inappropriate things in your head.


NIGHTMARES - "They're the stuff that dreams are made of, plus a cold splash of reality to add a little kick." ~Anonymous~


TAGS: dreams assignment october 28 all my dreams have turned to darkness all my laughter is now tears i miss you sarah more than you could ever know
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Haarakkon - October 28, 2009, 3:08 am
Absolutely.
Bob D. Sailor - October 28, 2009, 2:58 am
The tags on this one damned near seemed to rip out my heart.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:33 am
My condolences, again, dude.


TRUE LOVE - Your old, short and gray. So why is she so turned on every time she sees you. It must be that huge lump in your pants.


TAGS: turn ons assignment be nice don t tell him its his wallet
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by pieman

Eeyore3061 - December 26, 2010, 3:42 pm
Just look at the SIZE of that checkbook he gave her. ;)
pieman - April 16, 2010, 2:52 pm
*pssst* You weren't supposed to tell him. Read the tag.
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:40 pm
Whoa, Rod is short! However, it looks like he's at the right height; he's almost at nom-nom level!
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:39 pm
By "lump", do you mean that big wad of cash in his pocket?


TURN ONS -




MUMBAI NASCAR -


TAGS: culos left turn steph1
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - March 18, 2011, 7:03 pm
The dude in the blue flannel
steph1 - March 17, 2011, 5:45 pm
hello, is it me you're looking for?..........(haven't been to mumbai - which one did you think is me?)


INTRODUCTIONS -


TAGS: announcing the triumphant return of the poster that got me in deep shit with my best friend the first time i posted it
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Airman - October 20, 2010, 10:50 am
you just had to bring that pic up, eh? now I'm all creeped out, and the day is young
CANADA - October 20, 2010, 9:57 am
I wonder who's facebook page he creeped for this picture.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 2:29 am
....and this is your proof, angus90
Cubbybear - March 6, 2010, 2:29 pm
Do you realize Briton is reading these comment and fapping?....ewwwwww!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:45 pm
LOL... one for the time capsule here!
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
It's last comment is soooooo funny. YES please stop talking to me! Pervy geek also would have been a great name for britarded.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:32 pm
On the other hand, this one is probably miles away, too... soliciting pics on some other site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:27 am
Shenanigans x10.
Narutarded - December 19, 2009, 2:37 am
If you're going to give me attitude for not wanting to be wank fodder for a bunch of pervy geeks, I'll just refuse to talk to you. Is that really what you want?
TheTrashHeap - December 19, 2009, 2:28 am
Shenanigans!
Narutarded - December 19, 2009, 1:56 am
Sorry, Mooooooooooooooooooo , but I'm not going to add to your fap folder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 11:20 am
More pics! Or I call shenanigans......I also call shotgun and dibs.
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:30 am
Okay, okay... She did post one other pic of herself in the forums: http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8461&p=129641#p129641
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 10:24 am
? hinky definitely hinky.?
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:21 am
The forum post was just to explain why there aren't more pictures.
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:20 am
The B&W isn't her, it's a picture a photographer friend sent her. But yes, the cosplayer is Naru.
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 10:16 am
You are saying that the black and white pic on the forum, the cosplay pic, and this one are all Naru?
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:10 am
Easy, TTH. First, check this forum post:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&p=85167#p85167 Then check this poster she made:http://www.motifake.com/cosplay-demotivational-poster-72879.html
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 10:04 am
Is this really the only pic of this chick available? It's a good pic but lets see some candid shots! maybe a garden hose fight with a friend?
Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 9:34 am
"Albuquerque". See I can do it too. "Snorkel".
Lovellama - December 15, 2009, 12:50 pm
My pleasure Mooooooooooooo..anytime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 11:08 am
And I'd like to say "Blarg".....nice trading syllables with you.
Lovellama - December 15, 2009, 11:05 am
I would just like to say "WOW"
silcas - November 25, 2009, 4:07 pm
*drools*
faulty switch - October 15, 2009, 6:38 am
you photograph very well. me on the other hand not so much.
amina - October 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
@DreMagnum- it was a latex suit thank you very much ;p
Briton of Rose - October 11, 2009, 9:56 am
Sorry guys, but I don't photograph well. If you want an example of what I looked like as a kid, see poster #44175. (I was literally identical to Ralphie in the looks department.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2009, 2:14 am
Isn't this a total repeat? Deja vu!
rerun - October 10, 2009, 4:34 pm

still waiting on a pic of BoR....maybe a couple pic (Safe of course)
Zed - October 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
Which is a shame, but at least we can use our imaginations.
Chompers - October 10, 2009, 2:34 pm
and OD's Camera system
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 1:27 pm
....something about a spandex suit and a toungue.........
Chompers - October 10, 2009, 1:26 pm
and failing, except for Amina, she seems fairly successful
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 12:52 pm
Trust us, we've been trying.......
amina - October 10, 2009, 12:44 pm
guest091 just to let you know... unless your a girl she will have absolutely no intrest in you
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:16 am
Well, she`s a very cute girl. Nice to meet you.


RANDY'S DONUTS - That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place.




AND GODSPEED -


TAGS: why not florida safe return long happy life
Rating: 2.27/5

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Sir - May 3, 2009, 4:18 pm
NO! not Goddamn Florida, we already have too many people down here


PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... - Don't turn around!!!!!!!!!!


TAGS: dont turn around
Rating: 2.11/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 1:54 am
Why the solicitation, Woody?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 1:54 am
Post another so we can play this game again please
Woodywood03a - December 9, 2009, 1:53 am
Thank you.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Pretty much asked for it
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Wasn't so hard.
Woodywood03a - December 9, 2009, 1:48 am
I want you to try and give this one lion.


CLASSIFICATION - Big Brother is on the Next LEVEL.




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TAGS: ak47 fail return
Rating: 1.67/5

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fluffykin5 - March 31, 2009, 3:01 pm
1L


SHIT!! -


TAGS: tide shit turn
Rating: 1.33/5

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firefly - April 30, 2009, 7:21 am
And that's funny because???


dispelling the myth -


TAGS: life twists turns
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 23, 2013, 4:53 am
Because no curves would be boring! Just don't live life too fast or you'll get surprised by a sudden curve and lowside it into the ditch


P e r s p e c t i v e -




LET THERE BE LIGHT -




LGvernon's First Big Country Hit -




Moon Walking -




PLASTIC SURGERY -




HISTORY WAS REPEATED -


TAGS: logic returns to motifake
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 9:22 pm
Hmmmmmmm...... are you suggesting they came back from Greece together?
motinet - November 2, 2010, 9:21 pm

Anyone notice that Vanner showed up too, and created 3 motifakes today?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:45 pm
Taking a dump?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:44 pm
But where was...oh wait. I get it. I'm right...here. Where's Moooooooooo with the Jamesons when ya need him!?


AGGY HAS LEFT -


TAGS: timmy beware he will return
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 1:59 pm
We're just friends.


WAKE UP -




ain't dat about a bitch -


TAGS: the return of krickit
Rating: 4.63/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:08 pm

NEENER NEENER
Sho - August 2, 2013, 3:01 pm
hahaha


Distraction -




the return -


TAGS: religion the return
Rating: 4.5/5

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chickenlittle - November 16, 2013, 8:05 pm
Thanks Prissy! I just submitted my first ones there today :)
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:38 am
Dear God...5L's. Little, if you haven't already, share this over at religifake too!


PHILO - Sure, His Best Friend's An Orangutan. Are Yours Any Better?


TAGS: left turn clyde
Rating: 4.36/5

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Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Right turn, Clyde.


Dear Zachary, may your soul rest in peace -


TAGS: zachary turner andrew bagby shirley turner dear zachary kurt kuenne motifayk
Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Wiki the 'Dear Zachary' as suggested. That's one sick puppy! Hell hath no fury played to the maximum level. 5L and a - W O W !


SHUT IT WOMAN -




Yard Dooty -


TAGS: big steamy piles turned bricks
Rating: 4.25/5

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Greeny - April 19, 2014, 6:28 am
Yep, but I don't own a bowling ball...
Oldsod - April 18, 2014, 8:50 pm
Just an ordinary average guy?


BRITISH PLAYS - To be or not to be? Yeah dude, that's a question.


TAGS: bill turnin in his grave
Rating: 4.19/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 6:28 pm
I almost jammed a fork in my eye when I saw a movie he starred in with Patrick Swayze. Why a fork in the eye? Because if I have to be in that much pain, I should be the cause of that. HOWEVER, the poster and the caption is fantastic + 5L + faved.
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:51 am
they let this guy play hamlet?? *facepalm*
crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 2:32 pm
I don't like Keanu either, but he did play Hamlet, so I thought I'd make a joke about it =)
Mr. Shiny - May 3, 2010, 2:26 pm
I don't like keanu reeves, but I like the poster, 5L!


MARRIAGE -




I'M TELLIN' YA - A car hits an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic asks 'are you comfortable?'. The man says 'I make a living'.




COMPROMISE -




FOREPLAY -


TAGS: come on baby please turn over foreplay assignment
Rating: 3.7/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
Ford pinto?
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 4:08 pm
thanks Fatt Matt. Because of that analogy, I now live under the guideline of "if it has tits or wheels, lease it."
Fatt Matt - November 24, 2009, 3:51 pm
I like the analogy. +5


JUNE 30TH THE IRAQI TURNOVER - Think happy thoughts, must think happy thoughts, to be in my happy place!


TAGS: iraqi turnover iraq 32nd red arrow brigade
Rating: 3.56/5

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Found you - July 2, 2009, 8:00 am
on facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686967077
KDP3 - July 2, 2009, 7:57 am
Nice user name eh?
Bone - July 2, 2009, 7:33 am
Now that's funny (not really) 5 Poodles from me!


FAMILY FEST DISPLAY RULE. 1 - Disable the frick'n "CAR-HORN!!" Before you clear the guns, or set the parking brake! The honkings triggering my PTSD!




diminishing returns -




I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT - Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts


TAGS: and i do my little turn on the catwalk
Rating: 2.87/5

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glassdaemon - April 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
Whose the moron that could have ever thought this was a good style? It's not sexy or appealing in anyway shape or form... uck...
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:28 am
I saw a guy wearing an outfit like this, walking down the street once...left, right...left, right...foooomp, FACEPLANT! pants fell around his ankles and the dude went flying...lol'd till I thought i was gonna pee myself!


GREENY - The best gal pal a gal can have shes got a secret however Im the one who turned him


TAGS: turning a little green
Rating: 2.6/5

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Greeny - June 19, 2012, 10:45 pm
Ok, I give... this is a little scary. Thank God for aninim... anonimy... anonymity.


NEW THIS SEASON - Bathrooms by R. Kelly




THE RETURN OF... - ..Christ! What is that thing!


TAGS: return of christ monster beast thing
Rating: 2.44/5

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Gerne Blenston - February 11, 2009, 4:49 pm
ITS MANBEARPIG!!!
CraigR - December 7, 2008, 11:47 am
oh shit, my shit mutated
clay - August 5, 2008, 4:01 pm
shenanigans
Tabris - August 2, 2008, 11:21 pm
I don't know about you, but I toss out all my wingless gryphons.
RII - August 1, 2008, 9:29 am
Rotted racoon.
issac - July 31, 2008, 11:39 pm
it looks a bit like a chupacabra
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 2:12 pm
Nooooo! Not Mr Scruffles!!! Oh god, why? why why why why???? *sniff*


LIBERTY - It's what neocons name their children.


TAGS: world turns neocons republicans conservatives
Rating: 2.26/5

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MO - August 11, 2009, 4:03 pm
This chick's just screaming for some Joker face paint! I'm just saying..... Photoshop anyone?
capitalization - August 11, 2009, 3:56 pm
Political opinion aside, does someone want to tell me who this is?


BIG FANCY WALTZ... which one's Matilda? -


TAGS: 1 2 3 step 1 2 3 turn 1 2 3 ooops sorry
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:59 am
Excellent, UP yours


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